Unjort my Jorts. (at Club Monaco Corporate)

Unjort my Jorts. (at Club Monaco Corporate)

8 notes / May 23, 2013

OK, Jorts.

OK, Jorts.

3 notes / May 23, 2013

Reblogged from ghostsofarbysblog with 6 notes / May 15, 2013

Discussing the perks of San Francisco

  • Me: And Rice a Roni.
  • Joe: Yep.
  • Me: The only thing out there that's cheap.
  • Joe: And Full House was filmed there.
  • Me: Yep.
  • Joe: That movie where Josh Hartnet can't masturbate...
  • Me: Black Hawk Down?
  • Joe: Yep.
  • Me: Good flick.

6 notes / May 14, 2013

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2 notes / May 12, 2013

Don’t forget to call your mothers and listen to Genesis.

3 notes / May 12, 2013

Try finding Jazz in Bermuda. (at Magnum Power Force Gym & The Diet Center)

Try finding Jazz in Bermuda. (at Magnum Power Force Gym & The Diet Center)

3 notes / May 4, 2013

“This dude’s tricep kills Fascists.” - Woodie Guthrie, White Men Can’t Jump (at LaGuardia Airport (LGA))

“This dude’s tricep kills Fascists.” - Woodie Guthrie, White Men Can’t Jump (at LaGuardia Airport (LGA))

1 note / May 2, 2013

The only way to troll the backchannel.

The only way to troll the backchannel.

Reblogged from trifaileda with 5 notes / April 27, 2013

megaemereri: PITCURED: STILL FROMME POOPS/PEEPS HONEYED MOON SEXXX TAPE Accurate.

megaemereri:

PITCURED: STILL FROMME POOPS/PEEPS HONEYED MOON SEXXX TAPE

Accurate.

(Source: ellofolle)

Reblogged from megaemereri with 20 notes / April 23, 2013