February 2012
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dasmotorbike replied to your post: I know Rick Santorum is insane and we should never take anything he says seriously.
you can have a stepchild thats older than you. you just have to be young and marry someone much older. maybe that’s what he means
Got it. Rick Santorum wants to bang his stepmom.
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I know Rick Santorum is insane and we should never...
But how is the Massachusetts health care plan the stepchild of the President’s when it predates the Obama administration by 8 years?
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Working from home today.
I might go eat at Vinnie’s, the pizza place that posts those whiteboard signs of popular pulp culture icons, wittily rephrased and artfully rendered to indicate the day’s specials.
What’s that blog called? I can’t search anything on this stupid site.
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This is the acapella remix.
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True story. I was in a video production class in...
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Two Things
A Pantera Bread just opened by the office.
I now have my co-workers referring to it as Pantera Bread.
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A couple of years ago, when I first moved to New York, I weighed 224 lbs. So, I decided to be a vegetarian, for health. I made it almost an entire year without eating meat—except seafood, I ate some seafood: fried shrimp, fish n’ chips, chicken wings.
Anyway, my first act as a vegetarian was to eat an entire Bloomin’ Onion.
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awpeeps replied to your photoset: I don’t recommend smoking pot when you’re home…
Oh hi I’m Poops and I smoke pot twice a year so I think it’s special & profound to write about weed but I will also make fun of people who like Bukowski bc man those people. They’re the worst. Also williamsburg. I’ve lived there since 2007!
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This neighborhood really has changed.
I wouldn’t call myself a pot smoker, but if someone gives me pot, I smoke it. Last night someone gave me some pot. My wife is in Florida this weekend, at Harry Potterland, so I thought a nice capstone to my sad bachelor dude deep-fried wankfest would be to smoke some and finish watching The Long Good Friday (I fell asleep halfway through on Thurrsday, I know) before I go across the street to...
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At the place where I work, people are allowed to...
We also have a kitchen, and this lady who dressed her chihuahua in a Giants jersey just asked her dog if it wanted to help her with the dishes.
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I always thought Tumblr was a not for profit...
But really it’s just very poorly run.
Please contribute to my Kickstarter to fund my... →
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6h057 replied to your post: 2 brahs at the Jim this morning were arguing over which of their hometowns were the murder capital per capita, Philadelphia or Buffalo.
Too many Philly people go to your gym, and by too many I mean any.
There’s no bar in my grocery store but there’s a Pat’s Cheesesteak annex in my gym.
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2 brahs at the Jim this morning were arguing over...
Of course they were both white guys who go to NYU.
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Got our 2011 year end summary from our joint...
awpeeps:
Team Masek Edwards spent 9% on groceries and 22% on bars, not counting all the times we just paid cash for our beer.
They need to put a bar in a grocery store, then I’d probably eat more salad.
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Sitting here waiting for IT to give me access to a...
I should probably sign up for blacksmith or candle making lessons or something, because all my employable skills involve computers. I’m not even that good with computers.
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January 2012
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My first job out of college was at an advertising agency in Cleveland. I remember buying a few pairs of khakis and some button-down shirts because they had a dress code, which it took me six months to learn to ignore. As far as first jobs go, it was a good find. The pay kind of sucked, but most of the people were really cool. There was all kinds of wacky shit on the walls, and plenty of down...
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Karl Malone
MARK: Hey, Chris. Can you answer a question? We need to settle a bet.
CHRIS: Sure.
MARK: You like basketball, right?
CHRIS: Eh.
MARK: OK, but you know who Karl Malone is?
CHRIS: Yeah, the Mailman.
MARK: Do you know why they called him The Mailman?
CHRIS: Because he always delivered. He was clutch.
BRYAN: Damnit.
MARK: Ha, I told you so.
CHRIS: Why did you think they call him The Mailman?
BRYAN: Because he bangs everybody's mom.
CHRIS: Do mailmen do that?
BRYAN: Mine did.
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To put it in perspective, 14 years ago, Newt...
I’ve seen a lot of people making the argument that Joe Paterno’s legacy shouldn’t be tied to the sex scandal that engulfed the last 12 weeks of his life, abruptly ending his career in disgrace. The man coached a college football team for almost half a century and he did it well. He won a lot of games, and on the surface, it appeared he did it the right way. Most of his players...
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Do you play video games? We need...
I fucking love Mountain Dew.
Aw, take a showah.
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How do you get through Mondays?
People who wish their lives away instead of living in the moment have no one to blame for their unhappiness except themselves. Changing your outlook on the world is the first step in affecting change in how others see you. You can sit there and lament a glass that’s half empty while your beer turns flat and warm, or you can drink heartily from whatever cup God puts in front of you, if you...
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awpeeps:
sarahb:
N: I can never remember with Chris and Tracie, who’s Poops and who’s Peeps?
S: Here’s how you remember —
N: Wait! Tracie’s Poops because she shits herself?
S: No, but now I’m gonna Tumblr this.
Poops and Peeps: The Only Married Tumblr Team
(The way to remember it is Tracie’s brain is made of marshmallow peeps.)
My brain is made of poop.
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A typo that isn't really a typo.
Instead of ranch dressing, I typed rank dressing.
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