awpeeps:

Just found out my husband has been to a John Mayer concert.

Look, it was in Cincinnati, some concert called “Jammin’ on Main Street.” I was there to see the Roots, but I didn’t even get to see them. This was before John Mayer was big, in fact, I’d never heard of him, but then and there I knew he and his racist penis were going to be famous. You could just tell by the stupid faces he was making.