Karl Malone
- MARK: Hey, Chris. Can you answer a question? We need to settle a bet.
- CHRIS: Sure.
- MARK: You like basketball, right?
- CHRIS: Eh.
- MARK: OK, but you know who Karl Malone is?
- CHRIS: Yeah, the Mailman.
- MARK: Do you know why they called him The Mailman?
- CHRIS: Because he always delivered. He was clutch.
- BRYAN: Damnit.
- MARK: Ha, I told you so.
- CHRIS: Why did you think they call him The Mailman?
- BRYAN: Because he bangs everybody's mom.
- CHRIS: Do mailmen do that?
- BRYAN: Mine did.
17 notes / January 24, 2012
