I didn’t want the whole day to go without posting something less someone think I care about soap. I mean, I emailed my congresspeople, but I don’t think blocking out pictures of things on anyone’s tumblr dashboard is going to sway a United States senator’s vote. OK, maybe if it’s one of those Don Draper looking at Ryan Gosling tumblrs.

Leave as friends at the Bat Motel.

Watching the ‘Clones take on the Staten Island Yankers.

Never forget. 

Why is Maggie taking a bubble bath?

A) It uses less water than taking a shower, and that’s a green solution.

B) She tried to take a shower, but Dr. Seaver’s hair is falling out, and the drain is clogged.

C) She’s scrubbing the spooge out of her lady parts after one of Dr. Jason Beaver’s marathon Cock Therapy sessions.

D) She just wants a little “Me Time.”